Well, if I'd had known the personal guides were this cheap and this good, I would have gotten one in every city! Once again tripadvisor.com steered me right and my guide Amy is the best. She's probably about 50 years old and has lived in Yangshou all her life. She also speaks fairly good English. She picked me up at 9 AM and we walked over to rent two bikes for the morning. We then set off to explore the countryside for about the next hour and a half. This is place is beautiful with these "mountains" cropped up all around the town. They're these limestone structures called karsts that happened many years ago after a bad earthquake and flood. It makes the whole area very spooky and sort of surreal looking. Kind of like being on a movie set. So as luck would have it (I still think that Big Buddha is a little ticked), I get a flat tire but luckily all along these bike trails are these old (and I mean like 80 year old) guys that fix your flats and this cute little guy takes his time taking the tube out (it had a hole in it) checking oit for leaks, etc.) all for $2! While he's fixing it, this little 90 year old lady keeps bugging me to buy these flowers she's selling. The whole thing is a hoot! After getting the bike fixed and cycling the countryside, we stop at a place along the Yulong river where I board this cool bamboo raft for a two hour "cruise" down the river while this driver with a long bamboo pole is pushing me along and steering the raft. I felt like a Pharoah floating down the Nile! Meanwhile, Amy has taken the bikes and gotten a truck to transport them to the end of my 2 hour river cruise. Very convenient! After the cruise, we hop back on the bikes and head over to this restaurant to grab lunch. As I always like to eat what the locals eat, I try their beer fish platter. A fresh fish (head and all!) cooked in beer with rice and vegetables. Very tasty! I didn't eat the head, since it was mostly bones, but the rest was great. We then start cycling some more and Amy asks if I'd like to see her village where she lives. I figure, how cool is that? So we veer off the road down this path and we get to her house which is a cluster of 4 or 5 little homes (in essence her village) all surrounded around some open famr land. She invites me into her house and we eat these pomelos (kind of like a grapefruit but several layers of skin to peel off. I get to meet her husband, who had just come in from working the fields (he's a farmer by trade) and she then shows me around the fields and she let me have some fresh kunquat and persimmon fruits right off her trees! I had never eaten either of those so that was really neat. We then pedal back into town and I take about a 2 hour break back at my hostel to just chill. We then meet back up for dinner and go to this local place almost right across the street from my hostel where they cook in these clay pots. Great food but very spicy! We then walk around the town in the area where no cars are allowed and lots of shops and restaurants. It was funny to stop and bargain with some of the people and watch them chase you down as you walk away continuing to lower the price as you keep saying no! We then drive over to this evening light show that the town puts on every night which describes the history of the town and a love story of two kids who wanted to marry but werne't alowed (sort of their Romeo and Juliet). Amy got me the tickets and got m,e to my seat and then I just met her after the show. So I get lucky and sit next to these 3 older women from Singapore who speak both English and Chinese. They were so friendly and were interpreting the Chinese for me throughout the show. They even had snacks which they shared with me (sort of sour fruits, but they were good) and then as it got cooler during the evening, they bring out this flask of some sort of Asian whiskey and ask me to have a drink with them, so... when in Rome! It burned all the way down my throat but it warmed me up quick! Thank goodness I had my bottle of water with me to chase it! After the show, Amy took me back and dropped me off at my hostel. So if you do the math, I paid her about $1.50 an hour for her services. That's incredible. Tomorrow morning she's picking me up early so we can catch a sunrise over the karst mountains. Should be awesome. Hope everyone is doing well and that your Thursday is off to a great start! Jeff

