OK, OK, you've all been so good reading all of my emails (well, most of you have... I can see which one of you are doing the auto delete!) that I decided to give you two bonus emails. These aren't the 5th grade humor signs I sent you before, these are just funny signs where I assume the Chinese just didn't quite get the English translation right and it makes them sound kind of humorous. I'm sure if I tried to convert English to Chinese who knows what it would say. Anyway, enjoy! Jeff
The Wandering Italian 